… and now for a bit of leisure

I’m a little behind on videogames, since I don’t own any console gaming systems (except for an ancient Super Nintendo that was donated to me by its original owner). But I had the opportunity to play this PS/2 game called Katamari Damacy over the holidays. Its premise is very simple: You’re the Prince of the Cosmos, and your father got drunk and accidentally destroyed all the stars in the sky. Your job is to roll around with this big sticky ball (the Katamari) and pick up items, growing the Katamari in order to pick up even larger items. At first, you start out by picking up small things (like plants, suitcases, etc.) but eventually you evolve to being able to pick up buildings, land, even clouds and whirlpools.

It sounds kind of silly, but it’s very addictive, and actually a lot of fun. Plus, it’s rated Everyone so that even your kids can play!

*LET* the Lawsuits Fly.

Wow. It’s been a while since I last wrote. Happy Hallowe’en, by the way.

I now work for CBC.ca in the New Media Production & Operations department as a software developer. Primarily this involves Java development, but I also do a bit of Perl (as much as I hate to). I also weigh in on system administration matters quite a bit, since I think of myself as a half-time sysadmin, half-time programmer.

I just had to respond to this slightly brain-damaged article which appeared in eWeek recently. Now I know eWeek is one of these magazines for PHBs but I still like to flip through it (very briefly) to see what the PHBs are being told these days, and how I can counteract that. So this article — if you go and read it — basically says well, Microsoft has to make "Longhorn" really secure, and improve their security in general, or else legislatures will impose security warranties upon software developers, and this will impact all developers and not just Microsoft.

My reaction — as both a sysadmin and a developer — is: so what? Isn’t that a good thing? I’ve often railed about the fact that software is but one of the few industries where you can sell an expensive product to someone and not be held to any legal liability whatsoever. No warranty to speak of beyond the value of the actual compact disc that the software arrived on. In my mind, this is a bad thing. So when Brian Livingston says something like

Such an earthquake could emerge not just from legislatures but also from courts. All it would take would be a precedent-setting ruling that the “we’re-not-liable” language that’s commonplace in shrink-wrap licenses is “unconscionable and unenforceable.” The lawsuits would fly.

I think he’s bang on — but the lawsuits should fly, in fact, if the software is defective. This would certainly stop not only Microsoft from shipping poorly-tested products, but all software vendors.

On a lighter note — check this out. If you work for Allstate, you can submit your resignation online. No word on whether a security guard will be e-mailed to you to escort you out of the building, too. (Speaking of which — someone at work was joking about dressing up for Hallowe’en as a manager who was unceremoniously sacked some time ago. “I’ll just dress up two mannequins in security guard uniforms, put one under each arm, and I’ll be [name removed] being escorted out of the building!”)

Dilbert…

… describes perfectly my thoughts about marketing weasels. (D=Dilbert, M=Marketing Weasel)

D: This product would melt the polar ice caps and doom humanity.
M: That’s okay.
D: You’re part of humanity.
M: No, I’m in marketing.
D: I won’t help you destroy the planet.
M: That’s what I said until I saw the free t-shirts.

Aside from having to sell your soul, it appears that working in marketing is a dream job. Spend the company’s money with no accountability, hire subordinates solely on the basis of breast size, and if management tries to nail you for poor sales, blame the developers.

Maybe it’s just me, but I didn’t go to school for five years to be overriden by some marketing drone whose qualifications for the job include being a clerk at Chapters, and her physical attractiveness. Period.

computer movies

It’s great to see so many computer-related movies out. First we had Solaris. Then there was Basic. And now, I’m waiting with bated breath to see The Core. Can’t wait.

:-P~~

Seriously though, this year’s April Fool’s Slashdot is once again stupid. Honestly, if I wanted to see fifteen obviously fake stories, why wouldn’t I just read the Slashdot Story Generator?